Jordan Blumetti

Jordan Blumetti is a writer from the Gulf Coast of Florida. His work has appeared in the Bitter Southerner, the Guardian, and Lapham’s Quarterly, among other publications.

March 17, 2020

A feature essay from the Spring 2020 issue.

I wanted to get away from the noise, but I had nowhere to go. This ended up being a good thing, as I was desperate in writing a story of a religion that was at once immeasurably old while still in its infancy. An unlikely synergy started to form between Felix and me. We were both mixing what raw materials we had. He was throwing coconut shells; I was pounding a keyboard. The noises they produced didn’t sound much different.