If you weren't there last night, you missed the Oblivians, my snazzy friend Hannah Silk Champagne looking cute at the merch table, and an impeccably dressed Frenchman giving out free seven-inches to shy girls taking pictures of his outfit.

But don't worry, the party's just begun! Get yourself to Memphis now for two more nights of smelly, sweaty thrashing! Schedule, tickets, and other info here.