Elizabeth Kaiser Elizabeth Kaiser lives on the Bayou St. John in New Orleans, where she recently found a severed though entirely intact alligator head. She is working on a novel starring elderly criminals. Articles by Elizabeth Kaiser BEST OF THE SOUTH: Ode to Crystal Wedding Oats By: Elizabeth Kaiser I moved to New Orleans because my Tarot cards told me to. It’s true. The selection of cards I drew fell into a particular configuration that meant, according to the attending psychic, I should go. Department: Online Exclusives Published: June 19, 2012 Page 1 of 1.